Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Geology Jokes!
You may be a Geologist if you hear or say these phrases on a daily basis.
Have a gneiss day
Rock on!
My rocks are gneiss, don’t take them for granite.
Look at that shiny shist
Gneiss Chert
Geology Rocks, I really dig it.
A geologist was accused for throwing a lava rock at a tourist. He’s been charged for Basalt and battery
“May the Quartz be with you”
Roommate: Why does that one have hair? You: That’s not hair, it’s Asbestos!
One Shist, Two Shist , greenshist, blueshist
“Meet me at the outcrop; I’m a little boulder there”
Protect Coprolites; they’re an endangered feces.
One mountain said to the other across the rift "Hey, it's not my fault!"
"I worked on an exploration team for 6 months and all I got was this lousy chert"
"Geologists can be very sedimental"
Geologists never lose their luster!
Geologists don’t wrinkle, they show lineation!
Old geologists never die, they just recrystallize.
Be gneiss or albite ya!
Paleontologists never Die they just slowly petrify
Geologists like to make up words.
"It's a hard rock life"
"all rock and no clay"
I never metamorphic who wasn't Gneiss
Geologists are gneiss, tuff, and a little wacke.
My sediments exactly.
I may have many faults, but they're all normal
Arr, it's a pyrite's life for me
"We're not trespassing. We're geologists."
Licking rocks gives me an apatite.
"Re-unite Gondwanaland"
"Pass the Halite please!"
Some jokes just fluorite over my head
Geologist will date anything.
